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		<title>Hurricane Katrina, What Really Happened in New Orleans, and Why You Should Care</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:18:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What happened in New Orleans with Hurricane Katrina directly affects you.
HOW?
There are HUNDREDS of levees all over the country that could break and flood at any time.
How could this be?
Watch the video below, produced by Ken McCarthy.
Who&#8217;s Ken McCarthy?
Ken McCarthy is one of my business mentors, and he has
as been working for years since Hurricane [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>What happened in New Orleans with Hurricane Katrina directly affects you.</p>
<p>HOW?</p>
<p>There are HUNDREDS of levees all over the country that could break and flood at any time.</p>
<p>How could this be?</p>
<p>Watch the video below, produced by Ken McCarthy.</p>
<p>Who&#8217;s Ken McCarthy?</p>
<p>Ken McCarthy is one of my business mentors, and he has<br />
as been working for years since Hurricane Katrina to help educate the public<br />
about what REALLY happened, why it matters, and what YOU need to know about the Truth.</p>
<p>WATCH THIS VIDEO NOW:</p>
<p><a href="http://kenmccarthy.com/blog/?p=130">Ken McCarthy&#8217;s BlogWords of wisdom from an Internet marketing pioneer » How you can help New Orleans: Watch this short video</a></p>
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		<title>Gas prices &#8211; you can make a difference</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
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Subject: Dropping Gas Prices 

THIS IS NOT THE 'DON'T BUY' GAS FOR ONE DAY, BUT IT WILL SHOW YOU HOW
WE CAN GET GAS BACK DOWN TO $1.30 PER GALLON.

A retired Coca Cola executive sent this.  It came from one of his
engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton.  If you are tired
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<pre style="font-size: 9pt"><tt><tt>Subject: Dropping Gas Prices 

THIS IS NOT THE 'DON'T BUY' GAS FOR ONE DAY, BUT IT WILL SHOW YOU HOW
WE CAN GET GAS BACK DOWN TO $1.30 PER GALLON.

A retired Coca Cola executive sent this.  It came from one of his
engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton.  If you are tired
of the gas prices going up AND they will continue to rise this summer,
take time to read this please. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea.
This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the 'don't buy gas on a certain day'
campaign that was going around last April or
May!  It's worth your consideration.  Join the resistance!!!! 

I hear we are going to hit close to $ 6.00 a gallon by next summer,
and it might go higher!!  Want gasoline prices to come down?
We need to take some intelligent, united action.
The oil companies just laughed at that because they
knew we wouldn't continue to 'hurt' ourselves by refusing to buy gas.

It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them.
BUT, whoever thought of this idea has come up with a plan that can
really work.  Please read on and join with us!
By now you're probably thinking gasoline priced at about $2.00 is
super cheap.  Me too!
It is currently $4.55 for regular unleaded in my town.

Now that the oil companies and the OPEC nations have conditioned
us to think that the cost of a gallon of gas is CHEAP at $1.50 - $1.75,
we need to take aggressive action to teach them that BUYERS
control the marketplace...not sellers.
With the price of gasoline going up more each day, we consumers need
to take action.

The only way we are going to see the price of gas come down is if
we hit someone in the pocketbook by not purchasing their gas!
And, we can do that WITHOUT hurting ourselves.

How?  Since we all rely on our cars, we can't just stop buying gas.
But we CANhave an impact on gas prices if we all act together
to force a price war.  Here's the idea: For the rest of this year,
DON'T purchase ANY gasoline from the
two biggest companies (which now are one), EXXON and MOBIL.

If they are not selling any gas, they will be inclined to reduce
their prices.  If they reduce their prices, the other companies
will have to follow suit.  But to have an impact, we need to reach
literally millions of Exxon and Mobil gas buyers.
It's really simple to do!  Now, don't wimp out on me at this
point...keep reading and I'll explain how simple it is to reach
millions of people!!

I am sending this note to 30 people.  If each of us send it
to at least ten more (30 x 10 = 300).  And those 300 send it to
at least ten more (300 x10 = 3,000)...and so on, by the time
the message reaches the sixth group of people,
we will have reached over THREE MILLION consumers.
If those three million get excited and pass this on to
ten friends each, then 30 million people will have
been contacted!  If it goes one level further,
you guessed it.....  THREE HUNDRED MILLION PEOPLE!!!

Again, all you have to do is send it to 10 people.  That's all!

(If you don't understand how we can reach 300 million
and all you have to do is send this to 10 people....
Well, let's face it, you just aren't a
mathematician.  But I am.  So trust me on this one).

How long would all that take?  If each of us sends this e-mail
out to ten more people within one day of receipt,
all 300 MILLION people could conceivably be
contacted within the next 8 days!!!

I'll bet you didn't think you and I had that much potential, did you!
Acting together we can make a difference.

If this makes sense to you, please pass this message on.
I suggest that we not buy from EXXON/MOBIL UNTIL THEY LOWER
THEIR PRICES TO THE $2.00 RANGE AND KEEP THEM DOWN.
THIS CAN REALLY WORK.

Keep it going!!!

Hey! Nothing beats a failure but a try!

------------------------------<wbr></wbr>------------------------------<wbr></wbr>--------------------

Kris Anderson, Employment  Specialist
Fenway CDC
73 Hemenway Street
Boston MA. 02115
617-267-4637 ext. 29
FAX 617-267-8591
<a href="mailto:kanderson@fenwaycdc.org" target="_blank">kanderson@fenwaycdc.org</a>
P Please consider the environment before printing this email. Thank you!</tt></tt></pre>
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		<title>Charles Schultz Philosophy</title>
		<link>http://drandrewcolyer.com/2008/06/07/charles-schultz-philosophy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 23:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
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The            following is the philosophy 
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the creator of 
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<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">1.            Name the five wealthiest </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">people in the world.</span></font></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">winners for best actor and            actress.</span></font></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">of World Series winners.</span></font></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">How            did you do?</span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">The            point is, </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">none of us remembers </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">the headliners of yesterday.</span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">These are            no second-rate achievers.</span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">They are the best in their fields.</span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">But the            applause dies.</span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">Awards tarnish.</span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">Achievements are forgotten.</span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">Accolades            and certificates </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">are buried with their owners            </span></font></strong><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana">.            </span></font></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">Here&#8217;s            another quiz. </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">See how you do on this one: </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">1.            List a few teachers </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">who aided your journey </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">through school.</span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">2.            Name three friends </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">who have helped you </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">through a difficult time.</span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">3.            Name five people </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">who have taught you </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">something worthwhile.</span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">4.            Think of a few people </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">who have made you </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">feel appreciated and special.</span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">5.            Think of five people you </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">enjoy spending time with            </span></font></strong><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana">.</span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
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</span></font><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">Easier?            </span></font></strong></p>
<p class="EC_MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><font color="black" face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black"><br />
</span></font><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">The            lesson:</span></font></strong></p>
<p class="EC_MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">The people who </span></font></strong></p>
<p class="EC_MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">make a difference in your life </span></font></strong></p>
<p class="EC_MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">are not the ones            </span></font></strong></p>
<p class="EC_MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">with the most credentials, </span></font></strong></p>
<p class="EC_MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">the most money, </span></font></strong></p>
<p class="EC_MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">or the most awards.</span></font></strong></p>
<p class="EC_MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p class="EC_MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">They            are the ones that care </span></font></strong><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: black; font-family: Verdana">.            </span></font></strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">Pass            this on to those people </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">who have made a difference </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">in your life.</span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">&#8220;Don&#8217;t            worry about the world </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">coming to an end today. </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">It&#8217;s already tomorrow </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">in            </span></font></strong><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">Australia</span></font></strong><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">            .&#8221; </span></font></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Verdana" size="5"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana">(Charles Schultz)</span></font></strong></p>
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		<title>Things That Make You Go Hmmm . . .</title>
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://drandrewcolyer.com/wp-content/plugins/yet-another-photoblog/cache/thumb.39c7b6a4c3f54a28d277a37ebf43c8f4.ad831480cbcb288f929576c73c4432f8.jpeg" width="112" height="118" style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ><p></p><p align="center"><strong><font color="green" face="Kristen ITC" size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: green; font-weight: bold">Why, Why, Why</span></font></strong><strong><font color="navy" face="Kristen ITC" size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: navy; font-weight: bold">,</span></font></strong><font color="black"><span style="color: black"></span></font></p>
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<p class="EC_MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="purple" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: purple; font-weight: bold">Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?<br />
</span></font></strong><strong><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: black; font-weight: bold"><br />
</span></font></strong><strong><font color="navy" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: navy; font-weight: bold">Why do banks charge a fee on &#8220;insufficient funds&#8221; when they know there is not enough money?</span></font></strong></p>
<p class="EC_MsoNormal" align="center"><strong><font color="teal" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: teal; font-weight: bold">Why does someone</span></font></strong><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: black"> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black"></span></font><strong><font color="teal" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: teal; font-weight: bold">believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?</span></font></strong><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: black"> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black"></span></font></p>
<p class="EC_MsoNormal"><font color="black" face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black"> </span></font></p>
<p class="EC_MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="olive" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: olive; font-weight: bold">Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?</span></font></strong></p>
<p align="center"><strong><font color="maroon" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: maroon; font-weight: bold">Why doesn&#8217;t Tarzan have a beard?</span></font></strong></p>
<p align="center"><strong><font color="green" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: green; font-weight: bold">Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?</span></font></strong></p>
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<p align="center"><strong><font color="purple" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: purple; font-weight: bold">Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?</span></font></strong><strong><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: black; font-weight: bold"></span></font></strong></p>
<p align="center"><strong><font color="navy" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: navy; font-weight: bold">Whose idea was it to put an &#8220;S&#8221; in the word &#8220;lisp&#8221;?</span></font></strong></p>
<p class="EC_MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="black" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: black; font-weight: bold">If people evolved from apes,</span></font></strong><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: black"> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black"></span></font><br />
<strong><font color="black" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: black; font-weight: bold">why are there still apes?</span></font></strong></p>
<p align="center"><strong><font color="red" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: red; font-weight: bold">Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?</span></font></strong></p>
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<p align="center"><strong><font color="olive" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: olive; font-weight: bold">Is there ever a day that mattresses</span></font></strong><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: black"> </span></font><font color="black"><span style="color: black"></span></font><strong><font color="olive" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: olive; font-weight: bold">are not on sale?</span></font></strong></p>
<p align="center"><strong><font color="maroon" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: maroon; font-weight: bold">Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?</span></font></strong></p>
<p align="center"><strong><font color="green" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: green; font-weight: bold">Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?</span></font></strong><br />
<strong><font color="green" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: green; font-weight: bold"></span></font></strong><strong><font color="green" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: green; font-weight: bold"></span></font></strong></p>
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<p align="center"><strong><font color="purple" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: purple; font-weight: bold">Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?</span></font></strong><strong><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: black; font-weight: bold"></span></font></strong></p>
<p align="center"><strong><font color="navy" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: navy; font-weight: bold">How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?</span></font></strong></p>
<p align="center"><strong><font color="teal" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: teal; font-weight: bold">When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, &#8220;It&#8217;s all right?&#8221; Well, it isn&#8217;t all right, so why don&#8217;t we say, &#8220;That really hurt, why don&#8217;t you watch where you&#8217;re going?&#8221;</span></font></strong></p>
<p align="center"><strong><font color="red" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: red; font-weight: bold">Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that&#8217;s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?</span></font></strong><br />
<strong><font color="red" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: red; font-weight: bold"></span></font></strong><strong><font color="red" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: red; font-weight: bold"></span></font></strong></p>
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<p align="center"><strong><font color="olive" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: olive; font-weight: bold">In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?</span></font></strong></p>
<p align="center"><strong><font color="maroon" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: maroon; font-weight: bold">How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?</span></font></strong></p>
<p class="EC_MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="maroon" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: maroon; font-weight: bold"></span></font></strong></p>
<p align="center"><strong><font color="purple" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: purple; font-weight: bold">And my FAVORITE&#8230;&#8230;</span></font></strong></p>
<p class="EC_MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"><strong><font color="purple" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: purple; font-weight: bold"></span></font></strong><strong><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: black; font-weight: bold"></span></font></strong><strong><font color="green" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: green; font-weight: bold">The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends &#8212; if they&#8217;re okay, then it&#8217;s you.</span></font></strong></p>
<p class="EC_MsoNormal" style="text-align: center" align="center"> <strong><font color="green" face="Kristen ITC" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: 'Kristen ITC'; color: green; font-weight: bold">****A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!****</span></font></strong></p>
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		<title>Eight Kinds Of Human Intelligence</title>
		<link>http://drandrewcolyer.com/2007/07/28/eight-kinds-of-human-intelligence/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 19:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was in high school, there was a group of people who always thought that they were smarter and more intelligent than everyone else.
We called them &#8220;The Superior Attitude Club&#8221;.
(Unfortunately, they voted me in as a member.)
We would take turns every day voting who was going to be the President, according to who was [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>When I was in high school, there was a group of people who always thought that they were smarter and more intelligent than everyone else.</p>
<p>We called them &#8220;The Superior Attitude Club&#8221;.</p>
<p>(Unfortunately, they voted me in as a member.)</p>
<p>We would take turns every day voting who was going to be the President, according to who was being the most smart-aleky or arrogant that day.</p>
<p>We had a lot of fun and laughs keeping each other&#8217;s egos in check.</p>
<p>It turns out that there are actually Eight Different Kinds of Human Intelligence:</p>
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<ol>
<li>PeopleSmart (interpersonal intelligence)</li>
<li>SelfSmart (intrapersonal intelligence)</li>
<li>WordSmart(verbal-linguistic intelligence)</li>
<li>BodySmart (bodily-kinesthetic intelligence)</li>
<li>NatureSmart (NatureSmart (naturalist intelligence)</li>
<li>ImageSmart (visual-spatial intelligence)</li>
<li>SoundSmart (musical-rhythmic intelligence)</li>
<li>LogicSmart (logical-mathematical intelligence)</li>
</ol>
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<p><span style="color: #666666"></span>Different people have different mixes of those basic intelligences. Few people are exactly alike in their mix of intelligences. This model explains why people are often smart in some ways and not so smart in other ways.Here&#8217;s a great article discussing that very thing:</p>
<p><a href="http://cafephilos.blogspot.com/2007/07/eight-kinds-of-human-intelligence.html">Café Philos: an internet café: Eight Kinds Of Human Intelligence</a></p>
<p>Check it out!</p>
<p>Thank you.</p>
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		<title>Politics and the Diebold Voting Machine</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[My parents are heavily into politics.  From 1990 to 1993 I was heavily involved in politics, until I made just one too many trips to Washington, D.C., and finally realized that all the letter-writing campaigns in the world don&#8217;t really matter unless there&#8217;s a big check to go with it.  
What does matter, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>My parents are heavily into politics.  From 1990 to 1993 I was heavily involved in politics, until I made just one too many trips to Washington, D.C., and finally realized that all the letter-writing campaigns in the world don&#8217;t really matter unless there&#8217;s a big check to go with it.  </p>
<p>What does matter, I believe, is the way the voting process is conducted in this country.</p>
<p>Watch this video, from a study conducted by Princeton University, regarding the machines used in many of the voting booths across the country.  It&#8217;s less than 10 minutes long.  You can draw your own conclusions afterwards.</p>
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		<title>Dr. Andrew Colyer blog launched!</title>
		<link>http://drandrewcolyer.com/2007/06/23/hello-world/</link>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Welcome to <a href="http://www.drandrewcolyer.com" title="Dr. Andrew Colyer's blog" target="_blank">Dr. Andrew Colyer.com</a>!  We are live today!  This is now Dr. Colyer&#8217;s official personal and professional blog about anything and everything.  Modeling <a href="http://blog.mrfire.com/" title="Dr. Joe Vitale's blog" target="_blank">Dr. Joe Vitale (&#8220;Mr. Fire!&#8221;)</a>, this space is for thoughts, news, riffs and reviews about music, health care, fitness, marketing, books, spirituality, metaphysics, Law of Attraction and &#8220;The Secret&#8221;, and anything else I care to comment on, including humor, movies, the Internet and yes, maybe even sex.</p>
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