“MUST-WATCH VIDEO WITH JON STEWART AND JIM CRAMER BELOW . . .

But first, a few words from me . . .

People often want to know or keep up with what’s going on with me,
so here are some updates.

If you’re not into social networking, scroll down.

If you are into social networking:

Twitter:
http://twitter.com/drandrewcolyer

Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=668572840&ref=name

LinkedIn:
I don’t know how to actually put a link up for that,
but if you’re on it, invite me to connect.

The schedule has been quite full this week.
Here’s just a brief update :

Thursday, March 7th

saw patients at: http://www.NurtureNewYork.com

Saturday, March 7th

Continuing Education Seminar with Lynn August, MD:
“The Truth About Cholesterol, Fatty Acids, and Inflammation”
Tarrytown, NY

Sunday, March 8th

taught another “How to Muscle Test” 1-day workshop at:
http://www.NurtureNewYork.com

Monday, March 9th

saw patients at: http://www.NurtureNewYork.com

Tuesday, March 10th

phone appointments consulting clients from 1 pm to 7:30 pm

Wednesday, March 11th

Melanie Buzek’s BodyTalk Telewebinar Mod 1&2 Review
Class #7 of 12

Thursday, March 12th

Effortless Mastery Telewebinar #007 with Kenny Werner

Blog Posts:

Here’s a picture with me asking Dr. David Hawkins a question at the recent Prescott lecture:

http://muscletestingtips.com/blog/news/muscle-testing-consciousness-calibration-and-dr-david-hawkins

Dr. David Hawkins’ new book, Healing and Recovery arrived; it should be required reading for all health care practitioners:
http://muscletestingtips.com/blog/news/dr-david-hawkins-new-book-arrived-today

HERE’S YOUR JON STEWART AND JIM CRAMER VIDEO.

What Jon Stewart says in this video is exactly what I have been saying
for the past eight years, and people have been looking at me
like I was a complete idiot.

Now Jon Stewart says it, and he’s getting applause.

It just goes to show you that it’s about timing.  (And also if you have your own TV show.)

Take a few and watch!

Thank you
Dr. Andrew Colyer

Why, Why, Why,

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

 

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?

If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

 

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

 

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That really hurt, why don’t you watch where you’re going?”

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

 

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE……

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.

****A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!****

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This post is hilarious. Pat O’Bryan is one of my Internet Marketing Mentors.
Great guy, brilliant guy, passionate blues musician, very good common sense marketer.
Check out this funny post about new vocabulary words
that PEOPLE JUST MADE UP!

English truly is a living language.

I’m going to start making up some new words of my own!

Just click on the link below to see what some of the other people wrote:

New Mensa Words | Pat O’Bryan’s Blog

Thank you.

Dr. Andrew Colyer

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These are from a book called Disorder in the American
Courts, and are things people actually said in court,
word for word, taken down and now published by court
reporters who had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place. It’s worth
reading to the end!

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
_______________________________

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.

ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the
impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia Gravis, does it affect
your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your
memory?
WITNESS: I forget.

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of
something you forgot?
___________________________________

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with
you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t
remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said
to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been
involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a
person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it
until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old,
how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he’s twenty-one.
________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was
taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was
August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning
pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your
attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you
performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead
people.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What
School did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined
the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering
why I was doing an autopsy on him!

______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?

____________________________________________

And the best for last

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,
did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient
was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in
a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been
alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been
alive and practicing law.

I hope you laughed as much as I did.

The human condition is truly amazing.

Thank you.

Dr. Andrew Colyer

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This is hysterical.

It came from the GOOFY CAT website below:

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/25/furst-too-blink-loozes/

Enjoy!

Dr. Andrew Colyer 

I just saw the most hilarious video on YouTube.

If you are a person who likes chiropractic, osteopathy, alternative medicine, “healing energy” types of things, and you have ever seen any of the “Star Wars” movies, and you have a good sense of humor, click on the link below and watch this video:

YouTube Chiropractic-Osteopathic Manipulation Energy Medicine Star Wars video

I would have embedded it here to watch, but the “embed” feature was disabled.

YouTube Chiropractic-Osteopathic Manipulation Energy Medicine Star Wars video

I really had a good laugh.  It really brought back memories of being in chiropractic school and the egos that one has to tolerate in graduate professional school.

Enjoy!

Thank you.

Dr. Andrew Colyer

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